It's official. I don't need sleep anymore.
Actually, I do need sleep. I find I'm much friendlier after a good night's sleep. What I should have said is that my body has decided that I don't need sleep anymore. No doubt it's in preparation of the impending sleepless nights that await me.
Rather than lie in bed and stare into the darkness, I grab my pillow and head downstairs to the couch. Depending on the night, it could be 1:30 to 4:30 a.m. at this point. I know that a great show awaits me on TV. Heck, TV shows are awesome in the middle of the night (note sarcasm). I've learned how finger nail clippers are made, I know the secret to great looking skin and I've certainly seen my fair share of home improvement shows.
But somewhere between the commercials, infomercials and midnight education, I get a burst of energy. Maybe I'll do laundry or mop or tidy up the cabinet in the storage room or alphabetize Abby's book shelf... It ALL sounds doable, and I resolve to doing it later on in the day.
And then it happens. Precious sleep falls on me. Too bad it happens about 15 minutes before I have to get up. The energy and ambition that so eagerly awaited me at four o'clock slipped out the back door to someone else's house leaving me to struggle with staying awake the remainder of the day.
Oh, four o'clock ambition. Please come with some eight o'clock energy next time.