Chip went to Orlando a little over a week ago for a conference. The kids (especially Abby) had a hard time saying goodbye. To take their minds off his absence, I tried to be a little more "fun" and do things a little out of the ordinary.
Like an early morning breakfast at McDonald's, complete with a little playing at the indoor playground, of course.
After breakfast the kids went to school, and Abby happily said, "This is the best day ever ... except for taking Daddy to the airport."
About two weeks ago, Chip set up a tent in the back yard, with the intent of camping overnight with the kids. For whatever reason, it never panned out. So I came up with the "fun" idea of taking the kids - all three of them - back yard camping myself.
I wanted to make this as exciting as possible, so I decided to pop some popcorn and have us eat it on the porch before retiring for the evening.
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| Abby, using her "telescope." |
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| You can't really tell, but there were LAYERS of blankets on these kids. |
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| Mommy's spot was on the far left. |
It was almost 10. My nose was frozen. I checked my phone, and it said the temp was 49. After checking on all three kids for the umpteenth time, I decided they were probably warm enough, but one more blanket wouldn't hurt.
Trying not to wake the kids, I quietly unzipped only the lower portion of the tent and (quite literally) slithered out through the small slit. I laughed out loud at the sight it must have been. Oh well. This'll give the neighbors even more to talk about, I snickered.
On my way in the house, I noticed a strange odor. After a little investigating (i.e. sniffing myself), I noticed the odor was on me. I smelled of urine. Then it dawned on me that during my sleeping bag allocation, I somehow overlooked the fact that I had allotted William's sleeping bag as mine. The bag, I might add, that he sleeps in at night when he comes into my bedroom. The bag that he has pee-peed in on more than one occasion...
I added a comforter to the mounting pile of bedding, and despite its large size, it didn't quite reach Mommy's side of the tent. I made the most of it, and snuggled extra close to Maddie.
I must have dozed off, because the next time I checked my phone, it was 11:15. Forty-eight degrees. Hmph. I was cold. My head hurt. I was wide awake. And I smelled of pee.
So I lie there shivering. And then this happened:
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| Maddie, wide awake, at midnight. |
After LOTS of tears (theirs, not mine), I finally got everyone in bed. I think I fell asleep about 2 a.m.
We certainly wished Daddy could have been there to join in the fun. But before he returned, we decided to do something nice for Chip. We washed his car...
Poor Chip. That'll teach him to leave town, won't it?

























